Black Hole Emergency Meeting

Due to unforeseen cosmic circumstances, we're having an emergency meeting to discuss our impending doom.

We've all been summoned by the CEO of Intergalactic Inc. to address the following pressing issues:

• Why we can't seem to avoid sucking everything into a nearby singularity
• How to deal with the impending heat death of our office coffee machine
• Whether we should invest in more hazard pay for our employees' near-death experiences

Please find a seat and try not to get sucked out the window. Or, you know, into the abyss.

Meeting Minutes will be posted shortly after our inevitable extinction.

The CEO's Manifesto on how we're all going to die trying to meet our quarterly targets.

Also, don't forget to bring your lunch, because it's gonna be a long meeting.

Agenda subject to change, but not in any way that we'll actually be able to change it.

See you soon, doomed employees!