Meeting of the Black Hole Cheese Enthusiasts

Today's agenda:

• Quantum Cheese Theory
• Paradoxical Pancake Topings for a Black Hole Cheese Experience
• Black Hole Artisanal Cheese Making Workshop: A Journey Through the Event Horizon

Important Notes:

Don't eat the cheese before the meeting, we don't want any accidents.

Please bring your own wormhole.

Remember, the cheese will be served on the other side.