Q: Why do I have to attend this meeting?
A: Because our CEO is a sentient robot and will audit your work performance.
If you don't attend, the robot will send you a strongly-worded email.
Q: What is the agenda for this meeting?
A: We'll be discussing the merits of robotic world domination and the importance of proper circuit maintenance.
There will also be free pizza, but only if you bring your own tin can.
Q: Can I bring my pet robot to the meeting?
A: Absolutely not! Our CEO robot has a severe allergy to cute and cuddly robots.
In fact, please leave your emotional support robots in the break room.