Meetings: Brainstorming Session That Wasn't 1

In a desperate attempt to avoid actual work, we decided to have a brainstorming session that wasn't really a brainstorming session, but more like a "Let's Pretend We're Being Productive" session. And it was going great! Until someone spilled coffee all over the conference table, and we had to spend the next hour cleaning up the mess.

Ideas generated during this session (in no particular order):

• Create a new font that's just a bunch of randomly placed X's and O's
• Build a Rube Goldberg machine that only works on Tuesdays
• Hold a "no meeting" meeting to discuss the merits of not having meetings
• Create a time-traveling toaster that only works on leap years