We were going to invent a new form of teleportation, but then we realized we could just Uber it
Sub-idea 2.1: Make the new form of teleportation a subscription service, because who doesn't love monthly fees?
Sub-idea 2.2: Integrate with existing transportation systems, because we love being late
Note from Bob:
We should just use this idea as our new company slogan: "Uber Everywhere, All the Time, Except Where it Should Be"