We're still trying to figure out what's going on with the missing socks in the break room. Is it a conspiracy? A prank gone too far? Or just a bunch of lazy humans not putting their dirty laundry in the hamper?
Someone suggested that we just start wearing sandals to work to reduce the risk of sock disappearance, but someone else pointed out that's just not practical for the winter months.
We need more ideas. Like, a lot more ideas.