Due to a freak accident with a time-space vortex, our meeting has been delayed 3 minutes. Please take a deep breath and focus on the task at hand.
+1 minute, +1 minute, +1 minute... -2 minutes, +2 minutes, +2 minutes...We will attempt to resolve the timestream anomaly and get back on schedule. In the meantime, grab a snack and try to focus.