Meeting of the Minds, Session of Unbridled Genius

Subtopic 1: Inventing the Invention of the Century

Today, the team managed to come up with 17 completely useless ideas.

1. The Pet Rock.

2. The Inflatable Unicorn Horn.

3. The Automatic Potted Plant Waterer (Patent Pending).

4. The Selfie Toaster.

Next subtopic: Inventing the Invention of the Millennium

• John: "I think we should just make a toaster that takes selfies." - 9:47 AM
• Jane: "But what about a toaster that makes the perfect grilled cheese?" - 9:48 AM
• Jim: "We can do both! And also make it a toaster that takes selfies and makes grilled cheese!" - 9:50 AM
• Bob: "That's not a good idea, Jim. We should just make a toaster that only takes selfies." - 9:51 AM
• Jim: "Fine, but only if it's a toaster that takes selfies of grilled cheese." - 9:52 AM
• Everyone: *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* - 9:53 AM

Meeting adjourned due to lack of productivity.