Project Plan for Code Rewrite at 12:00 PM

Objective: Rewrite code to make it less terrible.

Attendees:

• John, the code god
• Jane, the design goddess
• Bob, the coffee god

Agenda:

• 12:00 PM - Introductions, awkward small talk
• 12:05 PM - Identify problems, blame previous developers
• 12:20 PM - Brainstorm solutions, pretend to be excited
• 1:00 PM - Take a break, because who needs focus?
• 1:20 PM - Implement solutions, pretend to be productive

Action Items:

• John: Rewrite functions to follow proper naming conventions
• Jane: Design new UI, because the old one was hideous
• Bob: Get more coffee, because caffeine is key to creativity