Bad Idea Generation 2.0

Phase 2: Desperation Mode

We've reached the point where we're just phoning in bad ideas. No more brainstorming. No more thinking. Just pure, unadulterated desperation.

Phase 4: Abandon Ship

Some Actual Ideas:

• Let's just rebrand the entire company as a sentient pineapple.
• Replace all meeting rooms with giant hamster balls.
• Fire everyone and hire a new team of 12-year-olds.

More Actual Ideas