Generate more meetings!
We should totally have more meetings! More meetings mean more time to discuss the same old ideas, and possibly even more meetings to discuss the meetings we're having!
More Ideas for MeetingsTake a 30-minute break!
Who needs actual work when you can take a break? We can just stare at the wall for 30 minutes and call it "focusing."
Break Room EssentialsMake more PowerPoint presentations!
Because nothing says "productivity" like creating a 50-slide deck with 10 fonts and 5 bullet points per slide. Bonus points if you use Comic Sans!
Presentation Tips