Present:
The meeting was called to discuss the impending doom of our competitors, but we mostly talked about who ate the last donut in the break room.
John Doe brought up the idea of buying a new stapler for the office, but Jane Smith shot it down due to the "stapler-gate" incident of 1985.
Billy Bob was seen doodling in the corner, completely unphased by the meeting.
None were made.
However, it was decided that the office microwave would be used for the sole purpose of re-heating last week's leftover pizza.
None were discussed.
However, the meeting will reconvene in exactly 4 years and 2 days to re-hash the same topics.