Meeting Minutes - 1987-03-13 - Action Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Summary

Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 other people who shall remain nameless.

Topic: The Great Donut Heist

Action Item 2: Investigate the disappearance of 12 donuts from the break room.

Discussion

Bob: "I saw someone eating donuts in the break room around 10am." (points to Alice)

Alice: "I was just... reorganizing the break room." (gives a suspiciously empty stare)

Other Person 1: "I didn't see anything." (avoids eye contact)

Other Person 2: "I was in the bathroom. I didn't hear anything."

Other Person 3: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Action Items

Action Item 2.1: Interview witnesses (or lack thereof)

Action Item 2.2: Conduct a thorough search of the break room (again)

Action Item 2.3: Post flyers for a missing donut reward (because, let's be real, someone will see it)