Meeting Minutes for the 13th March 1987, Idea 3

Present:

• John D. Doe
• Jane E. Doe
• Tom S.

Meeting Objective:

Invent a machine that turns thoughts into actual food.

Decision Items:

• Use a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated squirrels to collect and sort thoughts.
• Develop a complex algorithm that converts thoughts into exact recipes.
• Budget for 10,000 rubber chickens for testing purposes only.

Next Steps:

Assign John to research squirrel psychology, Jane to develop the algorithm, and Tom to procure the rubber chickens.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 4:45 PM. Squirrels are on their way.

Links:

• Squirrel Research
• Algorithm Development
• Rubber Chicken Acquisition