MEETING MINUTES - Idea 4: The Great Cheese Rollout
March 13, 1987
Presented by: Bob, the CEO of Cheese Inc.
The Great Cheese Rollout: A plan to revolutionize the dairy industry with an onslaught of neon-lit, oversized novelty cheeses.
Key points:
- Market research indicates a 300% increase in demand for "fun" cheeses.
- Target demographic: 18-35 year olds with a penchant for irony.
- Cheese sculptures to be designed by local, yet-to-be-discovered, artisanal sculptor, Dave "The Cheese Whisperer" Jenkins.
- Estimated production costs: $10,000,000 (approximately 100,000,000,000,000 chedder units).
Action Items:
- Assign taskforce to scout for suitable neon-lit, oversized novelty cheese designs.
- Contact Dave "The Cheese Whisperer" Jenkins to begin sculpting the cheese masterpieces.
- Establish a marketing budget to combat the inevitable backlash from the lactose intolerant.
Next Meeting: Idea 5: The Great Cheese Subscription Service
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