Steampunk Skeletals: The Great Schematics of Schematics

This is the central hub of our steampunk research facility, where the most brilliant minds in our time have gathered to create the most absurd and impractical contraptions.

Below, you will find reports on our latest and most notable projects.

• Steam Cog 3000
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Steam Cog 3000: The Most Useless Machine

As part of our ongoing efforts to create the most impractical and absurd contraptions in the world of steampunk, we have devised the Steam Cog 3000. This magnificent machine does one thing and one thing only: it can prophets a perfectly circular motion in 3 seconds.

Specifications:

• Motor: Steam-powered (but not actually powered by steam)
• Speed: 360 degrees per rotation (in 3 seconds)
• Materials Used: Copper, brass, gears, and a pinch of magic
• Weight: 50 kg

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