Meeting Minutes: Room 3 - The Most Unproductive Meeting Space

Today's meeting was a triumph of inefficiency, a monument to bureaucratic red tape, and a testament to the boundless potential of human procrastination.

Present were:

• Bob, CEO and Lord High Chancellor of Procrastination
• Sarah, Chief Inefficiency Officer
• John, Intern and Coffee Fetcher

Discussion Points:

• We spent 3 hours discussing the merits of the color scheme for the new logo.
• We debated the merits of taking a 3-hour lunch break.
• We argued over who ate the last donut in the break room.

Next Steps:

• We will reconvene in 2 weeks to discuss the same topics.
• We will appoint a subcommittee to investigate the best way to avoid work.

Decisions:

• We decided that the color scheme for the new logo will remain unchanged, despite our best efforts to come up with something new and exciting.
• We agreed that the 3-hour lunch break was a great idea, and we'll make it a regular occurrence.

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