Session 42: The Most Important Meeting Ever

Today is the day when the fate of the company is decided. Or maybe not. We really haven't had a good idea in weeks.

Attendees:

• John, the guy with the cat
• Jane, the one who always eats all the donuts
• Bob, the guy who still thinks we're doing well

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life (or just pretend to)
2. Make a to-do list that will never be accomplished
3. Take a break to eat more donuts

Idea 1: Make a robot that does all the work

Idea 2: Fire everyone and hire a bunch of interns

Idea 3: Just wing it and hope for the best