Who Asked for This Meeting?

According to our records, nobody actually asked for this meeting.

The minutes from the previous meeting were: "I don't remember."

Agenda:

• Is this meeting necessary?
• Can we reschedule?
• Is it Tuesday?

Present:

• John
• Jane
• The Intern

Objective:

• To determine the point of this meeting.
• To establish the meaning of life.
• To eat free donuts.

Next Meeting:

• Next Wednesday.
• Same time, same place.
• Same existential dread.

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything