The meeting was called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Present were John, Jane, and their nemesis, Dave.
Item 1: Discussion of the color scheme for the new break room decor. John advocated for a soothing palette, but Jane insisted on something "more pop." Dave just wanted to talk about his new cat, Mr. Whiskers.
Item 2: Debate over whose turn it was to microwave the leftover pizza from 2021. John said he was "not the microwave king," but Jane just shrugged and said, "I'm not arguing with a man who's been arguing with the break room fridge for years."
Minutes taken by a robot who's seen it all.