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Break Room Safety Meeting
Break Room Safety Meeting
Welcome, brave employees, to the break room safety meeting. Today's agenda:
- Electrical Safety: Don't touch the toaster. It's not a toy.
- Chemical Safety: Don't drink the mysterious substance in the janitor's closet.
- Physical Safety: Don't try to break the record on the treadmill. We have insurance.
Remember, safety is our top priority. Except on Tuesdays, when we prioritize profit over safety.
Next week: Thermal Safety Meeting