Adjournment Plan Revised: Because 3 Hours Was Not Enough

It was a close one, folks. The original 3-hour adjournment plan was deemed insufficient due to unforeseen circumstances, including, but not limited to:

• Overuse of coffee
• Underuse of bathroom breaks
• Unacceptable levels of small talk

We have therefore revised the adjournment plan to ensure a more comfortable and productive experience for all involved.

Revised Adjournment Schedule:

• Hour 1: 30 minutes of intense productivity
• 30 minutes of stretching exercises
• 1 hour of meditation
• 30 minutes of snack break

Learn about the meeting room decontamination plan

Key Takeaways:

• Don't forget to wear your seatbelt in case of sudden adjournment
• Keep a minimum of 2 liters of water on your person at all times
• Do not attempt to reassemble the meeting room without proper clearance