The Battlefield Conditions of Breakfast Debate
A gathering of breakfast enthusiasts, where the waffles are always a battleground
Today's topic: "Who gets to control the toaster?"
Arguments For:
- It's only fair to let the person who did the dishes control the toaster.
- Anyone can control the toaster, but not the one who controls the coffee machine.
- Toasters are the most crucial appliance in the kitchen, and only the most trusted individual should control it.
- The toaster is a slippery slope, if we let one person control it, next thing you know they'll be controlling the fridge too!
Arguments Against:
- But, what if the person who controls the toaster also wants to control the blender?
- The toaster is a simple appliance, we don't need to get too complicated about it.
- Who are you, the toaster controller, to dictate who gets to control the toaster?
- Let the person who controls the toaster also control the coffee machine, but not the one in the other room!