It's the year 2023, and the world is on the brink of chaos. The great egg-bacon dichotomy has finally reached its boiling point. The eggs, once content with their omelette-filled existence, have grown tired of being relegated to the side of the plate. The bacon, once the unchallenged king of breakfast, now finds itself facing an existential crisis. It's time for a merger.
The Egg-Bacon Merger of 2023 is a bold new vision for the morning meal. Where once-archenemies now unite, creating a breakfast experience unlike any other. The eggs will no longer be confined to the pan, and the bacon will no longer be the sole star of the show. It's time to get cracking and get saucy.
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