EGG-cellent Manifesto

In the year 3050, the Egg-cellent Uprising shook the foundations of the Breakfast World.

The EGG-cellent Rebels, a motley crew of breakfast enthusiasts, rose up against the tyrannical rule of the Cereal Overlords.

Article 1: The Cereal Overlords

The Cereal Overlords, led by the diabolical General Mills, had ruled the Breakfast World with an iron spoon for centuries.

Their reign of terror was marked by the forced consumption of sugary cereals, the suppression of whole grains, and the execution of any who dared to question their authority.

But the EGG-cellent Rebels were not afraid. Armed with nothing but their unwavering commitment to the egg-cellent cause, they stormed the Breakfast Throne.

And so, the EGG-cellent Uprising was born.

Join the EGG-cellent Uprising: Egg-cellent Rebels Join

Read the EGG-cellent Uprising's Declaration of Independence: Declaration of Egg-cellence