In a world where the tyrannical Breakfast Overlords have oppressed us with their soggy, factory-farmed eggs, we shall no longer be held captive to the whims of our morning routines.
We shall rise up, with forks and knives, to take back control of our plates. The people demand fresh, farm-fresh eggs, free from the tyranny of the carton.
Join us, dear Egg-cellent Rebels, in this glorious struggle for egg-cellence.
Read on to Part 2: The Sausage Uprising
Or, for a sneak peek at the thrilling Conclusion: The Toast of the Town
And, for a special treat, the Egg-cellent Rebels' Glossary of Resistance Terms