IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS, the Breakfast Cereal Committee (BCC) has been torn apart by a fierce and bitter argument about the most pressing issue of our time: eggs and toast.
On one side, we have Chairwoman Bertha B. Breakfast, who insists that eggs are the superior choice, citing their versatility, protein content, and sheer delightfulness.
On the other side, we have Vice-Chairman Vinnie V. Veggie, who claims that toast is the clear winner, with its crispy texture, ease of preparation, and ability to hold any topping.
As tensions rise, the BCC has been forced to call an emergency meeting to settle the score. Will eggs reign supreme, or will toast rise to the occasion? Only time (and a few dozen meetings) will tell.
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