The Great Breakfast Debate has reached a fever pitch, with the nation divided over the most basic of breakfast foods: eggs.
On one side, you have the Scrambled Squad, who insist that the only way to properly enjoy eggs is in a fluffy, buttery blanket of sauce.
On the other side, you have the Egg-Advocates, who claim that eggs are only truly appreciated when they're smashed to smithereens.
The debate has become so heated that the President has been forced to intervene, calling for a national Scrambled Day.
But we ask you, dear reader: where do you stand?