The Answer to the Breakfast Debate

It's clearly Cereal. Don't @ me.

For those who still don't understand:

• Cereal is the superior choice due to its sheer variety of options (Frooty O's, Cinnamon Toasties, etc.)
• Cereal's ability to be both crunchy and soggy at the same time is unparalleled in the breakfast food world
• Cereal is the perfect combination of comfort and convenience, allowing you to eat it in bed, on the go, or while watching cat videos

Related Subpages:

• Eggs Are Overrated
• Toast Is a Sin
• Pancakes Are a Necessity

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