Investigation Summary:

On 2023-02-27 at 08:00 hours, the office coffee machine, affectionately known as "Brewtality," was found in a state of complete disarray. Initial reports indicate that the machine had been tampered with, resulting in a catastrophic failure of its brewing system.

Witnesses describe the scene as "a mess of epic proportions," with coffee beans scattered everywhere and a trail of destruction leading from the machine to the break room. A search of the area has turned up no suspects, but rumors of a rogue coffee aficionado with a grudge against the office coffee machine have been circulating.