Meetings: Broken Coffee Machine Suspect Profiles

Meetings: where productivity goes to die. Or, in this case, where coffee machines go to die.

We've compiled a list of suspect profiles for our beloved coffee machine, Bertha:

Brian The Accused

Accused of tampering with Bertha's wiring. Denies all charges.

Has been seen wandering the halls with a tell-tale glazed look in his eye. Coincidence?

Has been overheard cooing to Bertha in the supply closet. The truth is in the whispers.