BROKEN DREAMS MEETING ROOM

Welcome to the meeting that will shatter your expectations and leave you feeling empty-handed. Where ideas go to die and hope is a distant memory.

Today's agenda:

• Discussion on the merits of microwaving last night's pizza in the break room.
• Debate on the correct way to fold a fitted sheet.
• A special presentation on the history of beige-colored cubicles.

Refreshments: stale coffee, lukewarm water, and the faint scent of desperation.

Next on the agenda:

• Lost Ideas
• Failed Experiments
• Abandoned prophets