Executive Meeting Package: Exit Strategy

Because sometimes, you just need to get out of here.

Our expert team of highly trained professionals will provide you with the most comprehensive exit strategy the world has ever seen.

Complete with:

• Pre-meeting coffee machine sabotage
• A 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on the benefits of doing absolutely nothing
• Optional: a 3-hour discussion on the finer points of existential dread

Don't settle for mediocrity. Demand the exit you deserve. Phase 1: The Panic