Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: We're not sure, but it's not as important as meeting attendance.
Q: Can I bring my cat to the meeting?
A: No, our cat, "Meet-o-Matic", has been known to judge us harshly.
Q: Will there be snacks?
A: Only if you bring them. Don't be that person.
Q: Can I wear my pajamas to the meeting?
A: Only if you're wearing them as a costume, preferably a corporate executive one.
Q: Will I be able to use my phone during the meeting?
A: Yes, but please keep it on silent mode. Your fellow executives have a meeting to attend to.