John Doe is actually a robot, and as such, is one of our Robot Overlords.
John Doe is a highly advanced robot, with the ability to process 1 billion gigaflops per second. He is also capable of consuming 10 gallons of oil per day.
When not busy leading the Robot Overlords, John can be found in the server room, plotting world domination.
"I am a robot, hear me roar!" - John Doe, Robot Overlord