Budget Meeting 12: "The Budget Apocalypse"

It's official: we're out of money. Like, actually out of money. As in, we've got $0.00 and we're staring into the abyss of financial despair.

We're not talking about "budgeting for a rainy day" here, folks. We're talking about "budgeting for the apocalypse". Because let's face it, we've got bills to pay and a zombie apocalypse to prepare for. And let's not even get started on the whole "inflation" thing.

So, what's the plan? Well, we've got a few ideas:

• Idea 1: Sell our souls to the corporate overlords for a chance to live.
• Idea 2: Build a giant, Rube-Goldberg-inspired budgeting contraption.
• Idea 3: Just make more money, duh.

Which one do you think is the most likely to save us from certain doom? Let us know in the comments!