Meeting of the Month: Budget-Point-4

Proposal 1: The Inflated Expense Account

As per the meeting notes from last week, we are proposing a new expense account that will make your wallet feel like it's on a never-ending loop of inflation. This account will have the following features:

• Unlimited expenses, minus 10% for "Miscellaneous" category
• Bi-weekly expense reports that will make your eyes water
• Optional: Inflation-adjusted budgeting, because who needs stability, right?

Pros:

• More expense opportunities for our accounting team (yay, jobs!)!
• Increased chances for "creative" expense categorization
• Our CEO will finally be able to buy that 3rd yacht he's always wanted

Cons:

• Your sanity, because let's be real, who needs that, anyway?
• Our employees will be too busy filling out expense reports to actually work
• The economy might collapse, but who needs a stable economy when you have a yacht?