We're pleased to report that the departmental bonus pool has overflowed with an estimated 4.3 billion dollars in unclaimed riches.
It appears that Bob from Accounting accidentally set the bonusประก rate to 1000% last week and now the company is swimming in free money. We're talking private jets, diamond-encrusted toilet seats, and a year's supply of foosball tables.
The team is abuzz with excitement and speculation about how to best utilize this windfall. Suggestions include:
- Building a giant ball pit in the conference room
- Hosting an all-you-can-eat pizza party in the break room
- Buying a small island and renaming it "Bonus-Isle"
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