Departmental Bonuses: CEO Gets a Yacht!
This month's departmental bonuses were a real treat. The CEO, in a shocking move, decided to reward himself with a brand new yacht. Because, you know, he's just that kind of guy.
- Last Month's Yacht-gate: A Scandal!
- The CEO's Raise: A Yacht-a-Palooza!
- The Friends Who Bought the Yacht for Him: A Yacht-fully Informed Group!
The meeting ended abruptly when the CFO asked to be paid in cash and the CEO just... walked away.