You've worked so hard, you deserve it! As a token of our appreciation, we're offering you extra merit pay. Because, let's be real, you're basically a superhero.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some statistics to back it up:
- Completed 100% of your tasks without breaking the copier (again).
- Only spilled coffee on 3 coworkers this month.
- Attended 5 consecutive team meetings without dozing off.
Get your reward certificate here!
Want to know how much you'll get paid? Check our Merit Pay Calculator!