Meetings/Budget/Beer/Acquisition

Today's agenda: acquire more beer for the company's dwindling fridge supply. Estimated time: 1.5 hours. Estimated cost: $200. Expected outcome: slightly higher morale.

Key takeaways from the last meeting: 1) we need more beer, 2) our current supply is running low, 3) the vending machine is a lie.

• Beer Acquisition Committee (BAC) Report: "We've got this."
• Finance Department: "Uh, about that $200... can we just, uh, 'reallocate' some funds?"
• HR Department: "Can we just, uh, 'acquire' some of our own employees instead?"

Next Meeting: "Beer Acquisition 2.0: Phase 2" - coming soon to a conference room near you!

Read more about Phase 2 here.

View the minutes from Phase 2 here.