Budgeting for the Discerning G'zorkian

Step 1: Determine your G'zorkian Union Membership Level

A G'zorkian Union Membership Level determines the number of Cheez Wiz you can afford to buy. Choose wisely!

Step 2: Calculate your G'zorkian Union Membership Level's Budget Allocation

Use the G'zorkian Union Budgeting Formula: GUCWB = (G'zorkian Union Membership Level) x (Cheez Wiz Affinity Index)

Learn more about the Cheez Wiz Affinity Index

Note: The G'zorkian Union of Cheez Wizdom (GUCW) is a fictional organization that has taken over the world. They are a union of individuals who have a deep affinity for Cheez Wiz, a type of exotic cheese spread. They have a complex budgeting system based on membership levels and an affinity index. The site is a satirical take on corporate culture and budgeting practices.