MEETING 4: THE ONE WHERE WE DISCUSS THE BUDGET
Today's Agenda:
- Introduction by the fearless Chairperson
- Discussion of last week's expenses
- Review of this quarter's projections
- Uncomfortable silence when the CEO brings up "synergy" again
- Adjournment at 5:00 PM sharp
Also on the agenda:
- Subcommittee on Coffee Machine Replacement
- Committee for the Promotion of Proper Sock Drawer Organization
- Task Force for the Elimination of "optional" meetings
See also:
Next meeting: Meeting 5: THE ONE WHERE WE DISCUSS THE STRATEGY
Or, if you will, The Strategy Meeting