Printer Justification Report
As per the committee's decree, we are required to produce a 100-page report justifying the purchase of a new printer. Below are the justifications.
Reason #1: Increased productivity
With the new printer, our employees will be able to print out more reports, thus increasing productivity.
See Reason #2 for more justificationReason #2: Employee Morale
The new printer will feature a built-in copier, which will allow us to print out motivational posters and thus increase employee morale.
See Reason #1 for more justificationReason #3: It's just really cool
The new printer is really, really cool. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
See Reason #4 for more justificationReason #4: It's not like we have anything better to do
We're not getting any younger, folks. It's time to start printing out some bingo cards and start playing some office politics.
See Reason #5 for more justification