Minutes of the Budget Decisions Meeting

Decision 1: We will spend all our money on inexplicable trinkets and baubles to decorate the break room.

Decision 2: We will have an open mic night every Friday to improve morale.

Decision 3: We will hire an armada of accountants to sort our finances.

Decision 4: We will have a picnic every Friday to boost productivity.

Decision 5: We will have a mandatory nap-time from 2-3pm daily.