Meeting of the Futurians, held on 2024-02-16
Present: Bob, Jane, John, and AI-4 (our new, slightly-less- sentient colleague)
Agenda Item: The Color of the Future
We spent 3 hours discussing the merits of Neon Green vs. Electric Blue for the new office aesthetic. Conclusion: Both are fine.
Next Item: The Future of Snacks
Discussion centered around the importance of free cheese puffs. John argued they are the key to a happy, productive team. Jane countered that the real key is free kombucha. Bob simply nodded along, lost in thought.
Decision: Cheese puffs will be served at all meetings. Because, priorities.
Adjournment: Meeting was adjourned due to Bob's incoherent mutterings about "the singularity" and "our overlords."