Discretionary Overhead Budget

Department of Unnecessary Expenses

Total Discretionary Overhead: $10,000,000,000.00

Line Item Breakdown:

• Free coffee for the C-Suite: $1,000,000.00
• Lavish office decorations (more gold leaf): $2,000,000.00
• Unnecessary software features: $4,000,000.00
• Congratulatory bonuses: $3,000,000.00

Departmental Dinners: Where we waste more money on mediocre cuisine.

Lobbying Expenses: Because someone has to grease the wheels for us.

Office Spa Days: For when the going gets tough, the tough get massages.