burrito-logic
The meeting was going great until someone mentioned burritos. Suddenly, all productivity was lost as we delved into a 2 hour discussion on the perfect ratio of guacamole to sour cream.
After 45 minutes, we finally settled on a consensus:
- Guacamole to sour cream ratio: 2:1
- Beef or chicken? Beef.
- Extra cheese: always.
- Cilantro: a travesty.
With the burrito-logic settled, we were able to move on with our meeting, but not before one of us pulled out a can of spray cheese and sprayed it liberally across the conference table.
Our meeting report will simply read: "Productivity: 0. Burritos: infinite."