BUDGETING FOR THE APOCALYPSE

AGENDA POINT 3: CUTTING CORNER

EXPENSE REDUCTION PROPOSAL:

Eliminate all non-essential luxuries:

1. Coffee machine: $1000 per year

2. Fancy stapler: $200 per month

3. Free snacks: $500 per week

Estimated savings: $13,500 per year

PROPOSED ACTION ITEM 1: Implement a "bring your own stapler" policy

DISCLAIMER: These estimates are based on hypothetical numbers and are not actual financial projections.

Hyperlink to AGENDA POINT 4: CUTTING CORNER for more cost-saving ideas.