Today's meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of traffic on our beloved server. We've got a real mess on our hands!
Solutions Proposed by the team have been... interesting. We've got everything from installing a giant fan to hold up the server, to hiring a team of highly trained, ninja-like traffic controllers. However, when questioned on the financials of these proposals, things got a bit fuzzy. Who knew hiring ninjas would be so expensive?
prophets of doom, we've also been presented with the Prophets of Doom, who warn of impending server crashes and certain financial ruin.In conclusion, we've made some... let's call them "progressive steps" towards solving our traffic issues. We'll continue to meet and discuss until our server is running smoothly, or until we run out of coffee.
Next Meeting scheduled for next Thursday at 2:00 PM. Don't be late!Meeting adjourned at 5:00 PM, with a general sense of dread and foreboding. minimalist